Thanks for your patience!
In the aftermath of the devastating Pandemic in which i suppose half the world’s population has unfortunately died from, God rest their souls, I’ve decided to keep the faith anyway so I’ll be putting together some Synth presets that I will be sharing for FREE. You heard it right. I just need all of you to follow my Soundcloud and subscribe to my Youtube, Patreon (even a dollar,) Instagram’s a bonus (x10 @ mentions required) and then when I get enough followers and other various promotion taken care of for my internet girlfriend’s skinny tea business, I will then without delay be sending out FREE SYNTH PRESETS to five (5) entire registered subscribers with verified government ID, who are randomly selected. Any Cryptocurrency donors will be factored into the weight of the randomness algorithm, so don’t be stingy.
But for now, please be patient, give your knuckles a crack, put your fingers in the home position, and get ready to join the waiting list because although a whopping 5 of you will make it to the final stage and receive your FREE presets by yours truly, I can assure you that it will be well worth my wait. Stay positive in your mindset and you’ll have even better chances of being selected to win. If you enjoy the benefits of Skinny Tea then you’ll love subscribing to my waiting list.
Thanks in advance, and congratulations in advance to five of you, because you’re one step closer to attaining my FREE preset pack! (Demo sounds will be available once I’ve started making the presets. Offer probably not valid in California)